Notes passed during a four-hour meeting

I don’t think I’ve followed any of this. I have no idea what he’s talking about.



So fucking boring. Shoot me.

Please shut the fuck up.

Who’s that guy next to you? He looks totally smitten by you.

I have no idea what this entire presentation is about.

It’s not his hair. It’s his head that’s crooked.

No shit. I wish I was on drugs. This would be a lot more fun. Next time I’ll show up lit.

“Well, perhaps you might consider the possibility of maybe thinking that we might…” Someone’s wife is a ball buster!

No shit. I want to shoot myself in the face most days.

At least Guy #1 and Guy #2 aren’t giving this presentation. We’d be here till lunch.

I think I’ll start a compost heap in my apartment.

Has this guy even seen this PowerPoint before? He’s clearly sooooo important that he doesn’t have time for that.

Is that a brooch? OMG. Yes. And that’s also feathered hair.

Rockstar bangs ❤

She does look HOT.

I just looked back and saw Adam, and it made me laugh. The last time I saw him, I was drunk and chatty on the el.


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