from R. S.
to anonymous@craigslist.org
subject Best Ad I’ve Read
Hi!
Unquestionably, yours is the best ad I’ve read on cl. You sound like the perfect person I’m seeking.
Drum roll…..
but I’m married.
Gasp.
Lacking a mental and physical connection with my mate, but unable to leave, I am seeking to fill a void in my life. If you’re not interested in getting involved, I completely understand. If you’re still reading:
37, wm, 5′9″, 168#, good looking, highly educated professional (who is important at work
) respectful, sane, ddf, clean, great sense of humor.
I have a face pic if you’re still reading…
from Jo
to R. S.
subject Re: Best Ad I’ve Read
And here’s a CL Best-of written just for you!
2 responses so far ↓
tamtamarita // October 13, 2009 at 5:53 pm |
Funny. Well. Sort of.
abelkeogh // October 16, 2009 at 10:45 am |
What a loser. Great response!
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